And then when you see the way the dances are supposed to be performed:

The best part is they are literally missing the whole point of the video:

I LOL’d when I saw those Chick-Fil-A shoes. That is camp like a drag queen waving from the sunroof of a gold-wrapped donk.

My partner and I were talking last night about how there are still adults out there that believe in Noah’s ark and virgin births and people turning into pillars of salt. And then I thought of all the things we need to do as a society that need scientific discourse, and I got a bit depressed.

Given the labor conditions in sneaker factories, I’m sure most sneakers come with a drop or more of human blood.

Dunno about any of my atheist sisters and brothers out here, but shit like this is always hilarious to me. Up until a fanatic like Pence or Noem start pushing laws.

Appropriation and race notwithstanding (and those are critical issues with this TikTok segment on Fallon), she’s a shitty dancer.

Lil Nas X knew this would happen. They’re playing right into his hands, and he’s clearly having the time of his life making fun of them, then relaxing while watching the seventh figure of his bank account climb.

Omg its so good:

Here’s a side-by-side that shows how bad her ersatz performance was.

I can’t blame Fallon for having her on the show....I’m sure his target demographic audience has kids who speak of her incessantly. I have two teenage girls myself, one of which who is obsessed with TT. (Having said that, if you mention Rae they both roll their eyes in complete disgust lol)

You can’t be down-to-earth and also whine about how hard it is to be rich.

I think Chrissy Teigen made the right choice in abandoning Twitter. She was trying to position herself as a “benevolent” Kardashian and that paradox was starting to damage her brand. You can’t be down-to-earth and also whine about how hard it is to be rich. That whole family leans into being vapid and it seems as if…

If it was just some random friend once again proclaiming they were ditching social media then I’d agree it’s unnecessary. In Teigen’s case it’s a bigger deal given she’s been referred to as “the Queen of Twitter” in the past, and her clapbacks used to be legendary.

I don’t really follow her, but I think it makes sense; if you have 13.7 million followers and just bounce with no explanation, it turns into a creepy rumor mill for weeks. Better to just say you’re on your way out, clarify the reasons so no one misinterprets you, and just logout. 

Any of the ladies from the cast of Kath & Kim, Essie Davis, Miranda Otto, or Toni Collette.

I know she’s young, but Bindi has truly seemed to have her shit together forever. I think her mom did a decent job protecting both the kids after Steve’s death, even though they were still on TV. I say all that to say, I got a little teary that she’s a mom now and because that is just an amazing name.  I wish all the…

Monaco has the worlds highest GDP per capita, highest number of millionaires and billionaires per capita, an unemployment rate of 2%, and a life expectancy of 90. I don’t see anyone over there looking to don their tuxes and arm themselves with baccarat paddles to storm the palace, or rock the boat in any way.

This is what happens when Prince Albert is allowed out of the can.

This just isn’t factually based. It was my own therapist who suggested to me that abstinence is not the only way. I OD’d multiple times during 2014, 2015, 2016. And have not touched a hard drug or drank enough to have a hangover since 2018. But I do drink. I do smoke weed. Therapist actually thought the weed may help…