Maybe something was lost in translation and they ordered the 27 curse meal.

To say I love her diminishes the feelings I have for her. Without hyperbole, I will say that Nanette changed my entire life and how I live in the world. I respect and admire her so much.

I happened to be scrolling through channels the night he had the Squid Game actors on and watched it. Pretty sure the only other time I’ve seen him was the clip of him and Trump.

Seeing Jimmy Fallon reminds me that I don’t find him funny in the least.

People go on about touchy-feely liberal clapter, but it’s always the edgy anti-PC crowd who give these tedious, preachy speeches. It’s the same kind of persecution complex that made late-period Lenny Bruce and Bill Hicks so exhausting.

the point in my young life where i realized “hollywood ugly” is normal person hot

You missed the most 90's of the *Cyrano* adaptations:

Noel Fielding is a treasure. His chemistry with Sandi was magic. Matt seems like a nice enough guy and is trying - really, really trying but just hasn’t clicked with Noel.

Okay, I’ll bite.

I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

I watched the first episode but it was a struggle, really just because I am tired of apocalypse porn right now.

Having been raised Mormon (don’t worry, I got better), and having had several family members fall victim to pyramid schemes (remember ACN, anyone?), I am also very interested in this!

Being a Hollywood A-Lister is not a basic human right.

Let’s set aside the Amber Heard stuff for a moment.

After a time, celebrities begin to think that they are entitled to be celebrities, when it’s always been a temporary title.

Anybody who uses the term “SJW” is a fucking asshole. You’re a fucking asshole.

I’m sure mothers and fathers who get sexually harassed/abused at work don’t carry that with them when they leave the office, right? I wonder if that woman who was driven to suicide by the abuse she experienced at Blizzard had any children?

I think all of her relationships are rebounds.

Harry wins as defeating every American dude ever.  What a perfect prince he is.  Seriously.  He is so protective of her, courted the shit out of her, very admiring and grateful of her for their partnership totally worships her - you guys.  Prince Harry is the only good man left.  

I’m a big fan of McDormand and have definitely thought about living extended times during retirement as a nomad.