caftansandcocktails
Caftans&Cocktails
caftansandcocktails

How does Mary Steenbergen get prettier as she gets older? It’s not fair. I’m slowly turning into a toad and she’s way older than me and damn. 

All I really said was I wasn’t out to change anyone’s beliefs, some people are sincere and have ethics, scammers do exist, view readings as entertainment, and I’ve had a few experiences I couldn’t explain. I guess that’s enough to earn online disdain from a stranger. You have used a message board to congratulate

So move on

Can they bag on The Rolling Stones instead? I hate those fuckers.

I know the accepted opinion here is all psychics and mediums are scammers. If that is your opinion, call me nutzo and move on. I’m fine with it, I have no wish to change you. That being said, if you are someone who does wish to see a psychic, here are some tips.

The photo of a pug at the vet is breaking my heart, because my little senior pug lady was old and very sick and I had to put her down last week. Are you trying to torture me? I’m crying at work again.

Fuck no. Just no. The people who deserve it least will get it. Ageism (or at lease ageism against people who look old) will increase. Resources will get scarcer. Goddamn. I don’t want to work another 50 years. I also don’t want to hang around another 100 to see what this planet full of idiots does to humanity and the

For some reason I thought that when he sang he would sound like the guy from Smashmouth.

Also completely anecdotal, but my chiropractor (a male) has regularly admonished me for putting up with so much pain on a daily basis. He says when pain is severe men seek treatment sooner, and women, especially women who are mothers, will just power through life in total agony because they are too busy taking care of

Crap they have always done this. The one that first sent me over the edge was about 10 years ago with Jennifer Aniston advocating a 3 minute shower to save water. Bitch you got a big property with landscaping, a pool, probably decorative fountains, and most of that property you are occupying by yourself. I’ll match my

Nope. I think I may have mashed two clips together in my mind.  

He freaking knew. He totally participated. After the Jimmy Savile thing broke, I went down a youtube documentary wormhole. One documentary had a clip of Jimmy Savile on a talk show that had Alan Alda as another guest. He said something like “I was visiting Prince Andrew and I was bringing him a little girl.” The talk

I have three boys. The youngest are twins. It’s gotten so I’d like to punch the face of every person who says “Oh my! You have you’re hands full!” They are good kids, and they are all very different. I’ve got a gamer, a kid into F1, and an intellectual. Other than F1, none are into sports, all are into music and the

Make fun all you want, but I put Nestle pumpkin spice chips in some oatmeal cookies last year for a Thanksgiving dessert, and people were fighting over them. Hiding cookies to take home later, stealing ziplocs of cookies from each other. Oatmeal cookies, pumpkin spice chips, white icing drizzle. Delish. I usually do

Ha! It’s www.luxtiny.com in Pinetop, AZ. Their FB page has nice photos and videos of their builds.

We’re most likely going to stay in one place. There’s a tiny house village being built a couple hours from where we live that’s quite nice. Near the mountains, a cute town, plenty of trees/woods/hiking. The tiny houses range from $65K to $95K and are very lovely. 300-499 square feet of space. We keep scoping out the

Damn. I thought you were going to bag on the interiors, which are also brutally ugly. I think part of why the tiny house movement has gained popularity is that the interiors are often a serious improvement upon the standard RV. My husband and I are seriously considering a tiny house in our retirement years. I’m not

While not the Y, I found a similar solution. A huge Baptist church near me in Phoenix has a super nice gym that non-church members can join. A monthly membership for an entire family is only $50. It has basketball courts, pickleball, nice equipment, a café, a steam room, an indoor walking/running track, and best of

All kinds of blind item gossip sites say she’s gay and her public relationships have been bearding situations. Just saying.

This restaurant concept change/offshoot does not surprise me. I saw a Hooter’s billboard in my area that proclaimed “Mothers Eat Free On Mother’s Day!”