A month ago, I adopted the adult version of Howard Stern’s kitten. His name is Malcolm and I am almost embarrassingly crazy in love with him. Mally is huge, gorgeous and has a great sense of humour, as evidenced here.

Okay, I need therapy.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

 "Porch" is no "cellar door" but it's not bad. 

I’m too tired to raise my glass.

I am so fucking tired.

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

Jesus Christ, Charles. These submissions are supposed to be depressing in a funny way, not straight up depressing.

Chris wrote a really great article exploring how their attack has had so much attention because they are pretty, feminine, white and cisgender. Would really recommend a read https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/14/homophobic-attack-bus-outrage-media-white

Racists xenophobe says what?  What is your race?  Nobody gives a shit.

They were homophobic.  All I need.

Agreed. To this show’s credit, it does the best it can and I feel like any other cast/producers would be a lot more sloppy. Your local barber example is a good example, and I also like how they take the “heroes” to clothing stores they can mostly afford (or who can fit them well) - remember when they took the preacher…

That bird was the inspiration for all of that dipshit’s merch store and it didn’t see one cent.

I am a college professor and this is basically how I feel about my students. I will never see 99% of them again after they graduate but I go out of my way to make them feel like they can genuinely connect with me while they are in my orbit.

I call it “decency porn” and this type of programming is increasingly necessary for my survival. 

I don’t mean this in a weird way, but I do have a lot of meaningful relationships and emotional exchanges in my life and I STILL feel that emotional release every single episode.

This is sweet

I think it’s like doing a play. You intensely bond with these people you’re in a cast with, doing this work with, expressing intense emotions with and then all you’ve got left when it’s over are pictures and a promise that you’ll *definitely* see the next show they’re in.

I think there is power to imaginary friendships. While Queer Eye is obviously a TV show with its own plot devices, a form of shallow self help consumerism, archetypes, and fictional tropes, I find when I watch it - I feel a real emotional release. This may indicate to some degree I have absence of meaningful…

Full disclosure: I really like Tan and I think Antoni was maybe at his best/least obnoxious in season 4. But of the Fab 5, those two definitely struggle the most with calibrating their TV personas. In more relaxed interviews, Tan comes across as down to earth and personable, but I think he’s much less comfortable when…