Tiffany

Ima let you finish, but Canada isn’t a bunch of assholes and Kanye is the biggest celebrity asshole of our time.

Hedley!

And you foisted Kanye on the world. I will stand proudly.

Perfect burn

If they’re going to be “with purpose” again, does that mean no more Roma train wrecks, Gosselins or wedding dresses?

Yes, we get a whole contest to ourselves up in the land of ice and snow. I tried all four from each last year... The only thing that made tzaziki less vile was how bad the U.S. Ones were. Canada had the better finalists. I hope ours are announced soon!

Aww. See, I’ve been saying all day that Summer’s Eve must be the sponsor for Pan Am closing ceremonies because Kanye is performing.

Girl likes her ham.

I know. I live in Calgary and it's like being at the United Nations most of the time. People from all over the country and the world come here.

I found that amusing, and hoped there were all these people walking around, trying to sound like they come from Newfoundland. That would certainly make all that newspeak sound interesting.

I was getting more of a 1984/ newspeak vibe from this.

I'd be so screwed.

Some other band- lol!

My kid gets a loonie.

Oh, I wish she'd wake up and think about this critically.

On a cracker! And now my eyes hurt from rolling across the room.

I love that Jackie and Kelso are together.

Just spent a week in my camping trailer in my friend’s driveway. It was 37 all week, and I now want to marry an AC unit.

He had like 40 Facebook profiles, I'm sure they'd all be happy to vouch for him.