Think of it like this:

Star Wars is basically a self-contained hero’s journey with open-ended plots for later, Moff Tarkin is dead, Darth Vader appears and is frightening clearly setting up sequels...and it wraps up.

The depiction of the Pete and Chasten relationship is among the least specific portraits of a marriage I’ve ever seen in any movie, nonfiction or otherwise.

I’m going to guess this will be set during the War On Christmas?

“When the top of Amanda’s terrine pops off as she’s unmolding it, Chigs swoops right in and thrusts his bare hands around her hot pie, holding it together as its walls begin to crumble, while Amanda repeatedly drops a hot metal terrine mold onto his delicate flesh.”

I prefer analogue rectal massages.

“Murphy’s struggles parallel Spears’s, right down to the widespread ridicule of her marriage to a grifter and the grotty “I told you so”s that came after Spears’s 2008 and Murphy’s 2009 death”

hold up

This episode was very bad. None of the challenges seemed well thought out or even uniquely “German”. The cookies were at least nondescript, but the cake challenge was an absolute shitshow.

Man, they really, REALLY don’t want Charles to become king.

Chigs definitely earned it this week.

I thought Chigs was actually really consistently good this week, having the sturdiest showstopper certainly helped his case.

When Jurgen detects any pressure, he merely balances it out with an increase in temperature and a reduction in volume, as the Ideal Gas Law stipulates.

I can fix him!

“En Gaaaaaaaaaaaahd...”

No one would have blamed you for saying to lazy to get off his ass.

Photoshop out the baby so it’s just a penis going after the dollar

I have some alternate cover ideas myself:
- Flip the baby vertically to imply it drowned, thus obscuring its penis.
- Add people to the bottom of the pool pointing and laughing at the baby’s penis.
- Give the baby an inner tube with a miniature version of his head on the plug a la Wade the Duck from the old Garfield…

“farm upstate” - genuinely thought this was going to be an obit for the horse

Yeah, the dignity of our brave astronauts should be intact right before they get into their giant space dick and blast their load into the cosmos.

I couldn’t. She shouldn’t. And neither did all the people she criticized on the way to Congress either.