Better yet:

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

I recently purchased a used 2016 Tacoma and can weigh in on the first question.

I found the truck on the dealer website, and then used an option to ask if the truck was still available. A salesman emailed me immediately to let me know the truck was available, but he said there weren’t any appointments until two days…

I’ll admit that, looking at the responses here, this story was too “inside baseball.” It’s poking fun at how journalists often write reviews about cars they haven’t driven in months. This happens all the time in this industry. They get a huge back-log, and then write a review many months later as if they just drove…

What has happened to car reviews on Jalopnik? It’s rare I click on them any more, but I’m genuinely considering an XF for my next car so gave this one a read.

Excuse me Elizabeth, but this is clearly another short-seller hitpiece on noted philanthropist and Tony Stark-irl equivalent, Elon Musk. I have been assured by numerous people online that he is an amazing and perfect person, and by extension so are his companies.

I’m sorry I insulted the door bags

https://jalopnik.com/toyotas-robocars-will-wash-themselves-because-we-cant-b-1845961113

For once, this was a pretty alright use of a slideshow. However, after having actually clicked all the way through one of these, I have a few complaints that the frontend developers/web designers might want to hear:

See, that’s the thing, Torch -- I just can’t quit you.

I once had a kid yell “FUTO” at me while I was filling up.

David, shame they didn’t have any of the two-door Bronco II Sports for you.

Very unfortunate! But then again I have already ended my partnership with BMW for almost a decade now.

Never buy the last Nissan off the line on the Friday in Japan before Gold Week (i.e., Beer Week). Swear to Cthulhu. My wifes first car, 1985 Nissan Pulsar NX. Wierd stuff kept happening and then after about 2-3 weeks she stepped on the clutch pedal (?), the car died and a giant cloud of smoke came out from the dash.…

I can attest to how rare the Passat W8 is in the real world. When I was 16 years old, I was riding my bike, and a Volkswagen Passat W8 made a right turn on red — when I had the right of way. I hit the hood, the roof, and then the pavement.

At first, I was like “holy shit, RR needs to get these kids into the design studio asap....what kind of kid knows how to use design software to that affect!?” and then realised that I am a complete moron (not news to a lot of you on this site). The kids designs can clearly be shown on top of the renderings produced by…

It’s stuff like this that makes me absolutely love Jalopnik, no matter how much the new owners try to destroy it all. 

An SUV is defined as a utility vehicle with a wagon body: Something that was designed from or with the function of a vehicle meant for heavy and repeated work. That obviously means anything that’s pickup truck based, plus others that are designed with components that are optimized for prolonged work. This work could…

Definitely based on a 3rd generation Honda Accord (from a market that used the conventional headlights). The front and rear bumpers are identical, the headlights are the same shape, the grill and hood match, and the indent across the side of the car matches where the plastic trim would go on the Accord. The roughness…