Well the other day I found out what I thought were macaroons are actually macarons. I’m not really sure how you spell cologne. I still don’t know every state AND their capital. Like Montana, have no clue what’s its capital is. I still don’t know how to gut and clean a fish despite having gone fishing many times. I…

I know Christine Teigen is famous. I just don’t know why she is famous.

2 words: Freedom Fries

I know everyone will come after me for saying it, but reality was that her campaign ended before super tuesday. She fell behind in polls quickly once she backed down from her hardline M4A platform she lost a lot of the progressive left and then the moderate libs were never going to back her to a nomination... Her best…

3,000 words?! Samwise only needed 5 seconds to properly explain the merits of the potato.

Was an interesting read about the potato’s roots.

Have you seen the guy drive?

Oh man, the Land Before Time puppets!  I loved the Petrie one so much that I took it to bed to sleep with every night.  That is, until I started waking up every morning in pain and my parents realized that I was rolling over on top of it during the night.  Turns out sleeping on a hard-ass rubber puppet with a long…

This is the gritty southern reboot, with Billy Bruce Dwayne Jr. inherits his parent’s massive tobacco and cotton fortunate after they’re shot by some drunken rednecks celebrating outside the same Hank Williams cover band gig at the local honky tonk.

Dear Evil Batman Nemesis,

“...does the pig have a side-mouth it will eat me with?”

He would be a Fruit Bat-Man  

Sounds like Crappy early 80s, “comedy” that lacks all taste and dignity.

I had a stack of those Book It certificates (I read a lot and my mother didn’t let us leave the house or participate in extracurricular activities). I always asked my parents if we could go to Pizza Hut so I can redeem it. We only went once.

there’s a decent chance you have fond memories of the majestic Personal Pan Pizza, the prize awaiting any youngster who achieves their monthly reading goal in the Book It! program.

Man, why can’t The Salty Waitress get questions like these?

I feel that she’s not just protecting her husband, but also my right to have cheese and butter.

1) What

Ming Na Wen, the Actress who played Chun Li in the movie (and in the game tie-in) is 56 and doesnt look nearly as old as the twitter drawing.