Just about anyplace that is not a major city.

What rural area do you live that you can't? Being within 100 miles of a major metro isn't rural.

Does vodka count as a snack food?

I spend $300-$500 per year on avocado

“Hello is this the Pillsbury baking assistance line? I am making your Funfetti cupcake mix in a Dodge Ram valve cover, and I wanted to ask..<click>..hello? hello?”

While nowhere on this level, this seems like the place to note that while working communications for rally races I used to cook burritos on the exhaust manifold of my car.

PoopZone’s the place with the 90 cent sliders and Crave Cases, right?

Upping the difficulty by cooking with a running car:

I bet with generous use of aluminum foil, a lot of that food could be (somewhat) safely eaten.

I’m now anxiously waiting for a collaborative fast food chain between AutoZone and Popeyes.

Good for her, although as an old who was into punk and hardcore in the 80's I can’t understand why anyone would WANT to be an ambassador for Hot Topic. Aren’t they considered the Blink 182 or Good Charlotte of...well, whatever the non-watered down store equivalent of punk is?

The one thing I didn’t get: “This woman is already thin! Why is she so obsessed with exercise? It must be because her husband abuses her!”

Oh come on, “doesn’t eat vegetables.” Muh’fucka, we all know there’s stringy lettuce on those Big Macs! Shredded iceberg is still lettuce. That counts! Don’t get me started on potatoes!

That’s the stance of a person who brought a plastic knife to a rubbery-crust fight.

Am I the only one who didn’t get the hate for the commercial (other than it being Peloton which I’m “meh” on)?

You’ll never go bust if all your predictions are “rampant flu-like diseases will originate in China.”

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet...

I’m still playing the hell out of Star Wars: The Old Republic. Continuing the Imperial Agent class story. My particular agent is a female Zabrak, and she was last seen heading to the poison planet of Quesh to track down the missile deterrent that Ardun Kothe, the Republc Intelligence officer who was acting as my…

Oh boy Salty telling someone not to tip. This is going to rock some people’s world views.

You can has cheezburger?