Every meteorologist needs a gimmick. For the rest of his career, poor Justin will be required to use a Facebook filter, even after Facebook ceases to exist. And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Start with a new Dracula movie. It follows the classic story fairly closely. Dracula’s a villain, Jonathan Harker and van Helsing race against time to save Mina Harker. They succeed, killing Dracula by carving his heart out of his chest with a Bowie knife, which they seal away in a jar. Post credit stinger is…

Good for her, although as an old who was into punk and hardcore in the 80's I can’t understand why anyone would WANT to be an ambassador for Hot Topic. Aren’t they considered the Blink 182 or Good Charlotte of...well, whatever the non-watered down store equivalent of punk is?

Is it because Elizabeth is the only one with a high enough scientology level to see the invisible man?!

The one thing I didn’t get: “This woman is already thin! Why is she so obsessed with exercise? It must be because her husband abuses her!”

Oh come on, “doesn’t eat vegetables.” Muh’fucka, we all know there’s stringy lettuce on those Big Macs! Shredded iceberg is still lettuce. That counts! Don’t get me started on potatoes!

That’s the stance of a person who brought a plastic knife to a rubbery-crust fight.

Am I the only one who didn’t get the hate for the commercial (other than it being Peloton which I’m “meh” on)?

I’ve gotten the opposite impression about the guy. He just wanted to fly homemade rockets, and came up with the flat earth nonsense to get crowdfunding because they’re the only kind of crazies willing to fund a guy like him. 

As I recall, the guy just used the Flat Earthers to fund his real, crazy passion: building rockets through trial and error. If he really wanted to get high up to prove something about the Earth’s shape, he could have just rented a balloon — or better yet, bought a weather balloon and attached a camera to it.

You’ll never go bust if all your predictions are “rampant flu-like diseases will originate in China.”

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet...

Just remember that Jurassic Park was ALL PHIL’S FAULT. Phil, don’t mess this up! :)

I’m still playing the hell out of Star Wars: The Old Republic. Continuing the Imperial Agent class story. My particular agent is a female Zabrak, and she was last seen heading to the poison planet of Quesh to track down the missile deterrent that Ardun Kothe, the Republc Intelligence officer who was acting as my…

Oh boy Salty telling someone not to tip. This is going to rock some people’s world views.

You can has cheezburger?

It’s been a while since I’ve seen those Business Cat webcomics. I guess they ended a year ago and it had whole storylines and came full circle. huh.

*Canned laughter*