I’m half-Japanese, so you fucking know it.

They got to him.

Lazar continues to explain that, in his expert opinion, there aren’t any “aliens or alien technology located [at the base]”

This may be a little inappropriate so I will apologize but I just feel I need to talk a little here

The rumour is there is a massive underground facility there

So I worked for a company that installed high-density storage solutions. Don’t bother looking into it, it’s super boring. Useful, but boring.

She’s wrong about the biscuits though.... they’re freakin delicious.

Where does tarp slip ‘N slide fit into the excitement rankings? Gotta be pretty high, right.

If we all storm it together there’s no way they can stop all of us

as old and cranky as i can be, im all for both the silly fun of this stupid but catchy song, and the earnestness of the equally stupid and fun area 51 memes.

Make sure to log some time in the simulator before September.

What?! You mean she didn’t actually experimentally remove her ability to see blue light? You know, one of the key colors to having functional eyesight?

I live in the Outer Sunset literally across the street from Golden Gate Park. Meet me at the Bison Paddock to stick fight to determine which Sunset neighborhood is best.

List is fine, but this video is #1:

The number of people online who don’t realize that Grime’s “regimen” was a (not very good) joke is kinda alarming.

You fool, your tree-branch sword is no match for my gun shaped rock.

1. Dennis Hof died in October.

Ooooh, your childhood sounds like my childhood! I discovered what a gag reflex was because my mother physically stuffed pancakes (the frozen kind, not even homemade) into my mouth on some mornings. I still can’t eat pancakes. She is incapable of remembering that I despise mushrooms (except when they’re stuffed and…

My lovely mother in occasion would ask me what I wanted for dinner on my birthday, then make something I absolutely hated or couldn’t eat (sausage soup, I’m a vegetarian), then proceed to scream at me until I ate it and apologized for every single thing in America, all of which were my fault.

I would argue your disappointment is due to your selections. You really should have gone with the Ultimate feast, as the two best items are the shrimp scampi (basically just shrimp drowned in garlic butter) and the crab legs (which can be dipped in the extra butter).  No one goes to Red Lobster for soup.  Its for old…