This is kinda what life was like before the internet
(TV commercial from the 80s)
Poor geezer

I’m actually more paranoid about giving the CC info over the phone. 

Remember when we were all terrified of giving out our credit card information online?

I just remember that one of my earliest impressions of Amazon was that they couldn’t get their shit together. My college roommate ordered a book for a class on Amazon and they sent him the wrong book. He contacted customer service, they apologized, and shipped him the same wrong book. He contacted customer service,…

As noted here several times before, the idea of online shopping goes back at least to the 1920s.

basically, this

I’m really big on personal space. It’s very important to me and I maintain a good distance when necessary. If someone got in my face like this, my reaction would be quick and at least semi instinctual. I can get the celebrating, even the mocking of your opponent but get two inches from my face and scream and continue…

Fourteen sailors died in a fire on a secret Russian nuclear sub:

That’s most likely an unrelated matter.

How dare you change your priorities and desires! Sellout

Your needs and wants changed? Holy shit so did mine! All this article needs is Pheobe Bouffay trying to drag Monica and Chandler back into the city.

“I’ve downed my vitamin C now get me the fuck out of here”

[ Alternate Theory ] Millennials aren’t choosing to move to the suburbs in an effort to emulate their parents, but instead are being forced into the suburbs because the only person who can afford $500 per square foot for a shitty converted loft apartment is a guy named “Hamilton Nolan” who has probably been getting a…

Now, as happens with every generation, the inexorable passing of time is revealing that Millennials are not cool—and are, in fact, just as wack as their damn parents.

A) I’m not familiar with the local geographies, but it sounds like a lot of that movement is to secondary cities rather than suburbs. Since you’re in New York, the equivalents you’d find most familiar would probably by Bridgeport, Buffalo, and Rochester. In my area, it would probably be Sharon and Lowell. That’s…

These sounds like features rather than bugs. My family is very happy having a yard, off-street parking, a garage and an affordable mortgage on 3br twin instead of an insane rent on a 8th floor 1br walk-up.

That’s pretty much all we have in Denver as well.

This made me laugh but please don’t write articles like this. It’s how we get even MORE babies in bars.

Zoomer here and can confirm that Millennials are whack. I’m the youngest in my fam so my older bro bros are Millennials and they go through these weird fazes that cooler generations like Gen X never did like my oldest bro Salinger got a bunch of tattoos immediately when he went to college and plays it off like he…

I am so confused by the tone of this article. Millenials are “uncool” because they’re being priced out of big cities, and are going to the suburbs? But I thought that would be better because then they could freaking stop gentrifying everything in sight. Also, what’s so wrong with a mud room? Why do people hate the…