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Superhero movies are fun, and the Guardians movies were well made, but anyone who thinks they have any more artistic merit than Fast and the Furious is delusional.

This is part and parcel for the shock dj/vj thing. This is NOTHING new. What a strange world...I mean we were just cheering for Sasha B’s antics like this not a decade ago (if you want to look at people who get lost in character). I mean maybe it’s “new for Twitch” but this has been done to death for decades in other

Many of these people are not wearing a lot of clothing AND are sexually attractive to straight men! NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE! On behalf of all Kotaku, I’m furiously offended about everything on your behalf.

Kaufman hired prostitutes and took them on set with him. He faked the suicide of a woman. He faked his own death numerous times. Not to mention his blatantly racist “foreign man” acts.

But sure, he never filmed in a men’s toilet.

If you want streaming to be seen as legitimate entertainment, then you need to stop treating like it’s any different to other legitimate entertainment. Let people explore these spaces, make these mistakes, and improve both themselves and the mediums they operate in.

Not a problem. Just ask for someone else’s leftovers. 

A lopt of us are on a budget, and the only way we can afford to eat out AND tip 25% is to stretch that dinner into 2 meals. I very often attack my plate with “What part of this meal will be best tomorrow” in my mind, deciding to eat the fish filet on the seafood platter before the shrimp, that will then get a second

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Just tool around looking for another table with similarly tasty things on it

Just tool around looking for another table with similarly tasty things on it and when they aren’t looking swipe their plate into a to-go box and head for the door. Now that waiter still has to replace a dish but you have lunch tomorrow and the rest is, like, not your problem anymore, man. 

What? You think he was reading all the comments as he is walking through e3. It took him seconds to walk into that bathroom as he did his thing. I have seen the clips, at no point is he reading anything from a screen or responding to viewers watching him stream in that bathroom. There is also stream delay so even if

I’ll see you guys in a future article regarding his next ban and apology.

Welp, still waiting on him to actually be in a good movie, so...

Don’t be a stupid ass and look directly at the sun whilst the eclipse is happening...

I feel like you’re only getting receipts from drivers who feel like they got screwed with this change. I’m betting you didn’t get any receipts from drivers where Uber lost money on a fare because they paid a sticky surge to the driver even though the passenger did not pay a fare.

And tuna is sea chickens

In the beginning we were all just baby batter.

When I was a kid, I thought you could only get salmonella from salmon.

PLOT TWIST: The manager’s from the future and he knew the customer would one day save the world as the only person alive able to bond with, and unlock the powers of, an ancient dragon currently slumbering off the coast of North Carolina. The cashier was an evil assassin sent from the future to kill the customer, but

HI, I CLICKED ON THIS THING I HATE TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I HATE THIS THING.

As a tween/teen of the ‘90s I was reared on the “No Fear” philosophy. /s