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A NY cop not connected to the case claimed that and it was a lie.

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Yup, known people who have gotten DUI on mowers, tractors, dirt bikes, and a god damn go-ped. But my all time favorite has to be Steve.

Unless it’s Martha Wayne, but that’s a different story. 

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Big Cats, especially ones who are use to human proximity, are less likely to attack with you facing them. Its when you turn your back to them they are dangerous which is why in parts of the world people wear masks on the back of their head. As is shown countless times on the internet with rescue cats as a warning why

I had to do a double take at first I thought was a Budlight ad-game and was about to ask which is the party tower? I don’t wanna arrive late. 

I know Squirrell, the world is burning and everyone’s priorities are all out of whack. People would rather talk about a character/person who wants to see the world burn or sit around making pointless post online. Sometimes the two of those overlap. 

God damn all that violence. Hopefully this won’t inspire any of those Juggalos and Hot Topic customers to just bird out and go flappy. Tweet! Tweet!

During the “hard to come by” cracker segment my cousin ran to the kitchen and returned screaming “WE HAVE THOSE!!!” then proceeded to smack his brother upside the head with the box. Fun times. 

I’d imagine they’re hoping to pull in “new” viewers via the bar scene. New meaning people who grew up and left wrestling behind. Catch their interest Friday night only to lure them in for Monday night. Everyone likes wrestling after a few drinks. 

I got tired of hearing these kinds of jokes as a teen in the service industry so I turn around and had my own for anytime a customer asked for something; “Yes Sir/Ma’am, that’s a $5 service charge!”. Reactions were always amusing. 

So this is what made Cowboy Curtis snap and realize he was in the Matrix. 

No.

That can be arranged. He has an awakening and discovers he’s a furry and starts out low-key with a horn. Eventually he goes full fur suit and heads off to a convention. 

The ending was great. Show starts with his friends pointing out how much he use to love to cook and at the end he finally starts cooking again. They are then reminded that he can’t cook. Which is mentioned by them and shown with the dog refusing to eat the chili, the burnt corn on the cobs, and the neighborhood

If the Joker has the capability of creating a real Joker, then how come we never got a real Dexter? 

To be fair the leaked scenes are pretty violent and a lot of people have seen them so I assume some of the outrage is coming from that. 

It’ll inspire them to howl and run around pretending to be werewolves. 

As I read this I could already hear the screaming ...

Each other of course. It’s inevitable.

Didn’t click original article but isn’t that type of content illegal in the US? As is distributing it?