Keep us distracted from how many enemies are actively spying on us and our military infrastructure? Nah. It’s so they can sneak into peoples bedrooms at night to probe us. 

It is very fair. They know what they’re trained to know for their duties. They are not experts. A lot of these aerial phenomenon are debunked by real experts in the sciences. All while the stories from Pilots, Generals, Presidents, Misc. Military Personnel, etc. linger online. “Experts” in their field. So the…

Yep. Just like the Hunter who had hunted all those years in them there woods and he done did saw that there Big Foot. When asked if it could have been a bear, he replied there was no way in hell it was a bear because he’d been hunting them bears since he was a wee cub himself. Only for law enforcement to discover ...…

Yes, Kanye is known for abusing his power and wielding it against people who are only doing their jobs.

I don’t believe you understand. Kayne West is a rap musician who once was a rap producer. Taylor Swift is a pop star Princess who was once a country musician. West is a male and Swift is female. These are two entirely different types of people. Things that Kayne West has done Taylor could never do. Things Taylor has…

No Fly Zone For Drones? Well let’s just go old school with a remote control truck!

All this over a little skin. Yet, the lady who was making cookies then played with her dog on cam and went right back to making cookies she was selling without washing her hands still has a cooking stream. Man these priorities are something else. 

Aren’t all of us PS4 players obligated to play Friday the 13th while binge watching the movies on another screen? Isn’t this the only way to survive tonight? I swear I read that in the Terms of Service somewhere ... 

Didn’t the meme start out as “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” when Michael Scott called the wrong number? Not sure where the Arby’s part came into play.

You know what’s fun to do to these scammers? Prank them. I don’t recall over the years how many times I’ve called one for a free reading from an add, craigslist, or blog talk radio. Giving them false info and letting them spin a yarn is entertaining in it’s own way. It’s even better if you prove the psychic is fake in…

I’ve been telling everyone for years that the Easter Bunny is a were-bunny. That’s why we can never track him down. 

You know what’s some good background noise while playing this game? Mountain Monsters -it’s a parody monster hunting show with some Appalachian Hill Billies. Just make sure you don’t fall down while trying to hunt the Mothman.

I’m not sure. I reached a part of the Days Gone story line I’m not sure I want to explore further right now. This part of the story hit hard (just went down the goat trails). Which is rare for me so I’m glad the game achieved that. I’ll probably just end up in a few fist fights and waste time grinding gold on RDRO in…

The key to getting free drinks for a bridal party is to ask a down on his luck ex-secret agent if he has ever banged an entire bachelorette party. By the time the dancing is done, you’ll be wasted and he’ll be ready to save the world again. 

Any word on having more than one online character like GTAO?

Who orders hamburgers? People who cannot stand the taste of those slices of orange plastic that we Americans call “cheese”. 

I, and several others, spoke to Kevin Sorbo on Blog Talk Radio when he was doing a tour for his book and he didn’t understand why everyone kept calling him bro and asking if he even lifts. Apparently Mr. Sorbo is not hip with the memes but he does still work out just not as hard as his Hercules days.

They do a sorta build your own cravings box meal but you have to order online or use their app because it lets you make changes to everything you order.

Never seen this item, but it looks like just a soft taco without lettuce?

Why not just add packets of “dust”? That way you can make any taco bell item Cool Ranch!