You know what’s some good background noise while playing this game? Mountain Monsters -it’s a parody monster hunting show with some Appalachian Hill Billies. Just make sure you don’t fall down while trying to hunt the Mothman.

I’m not sure. I reached a part of the Days Gone story line I’m not sure I want to explore further right now. This part of the story hit hard (just went down the goat trails). Which is rare for me so I’m glad the game achieved that. I’ll probably just end up in a few fist fights and waste time grinding gold on RDRO in…

The key to getting free drinks for a bridal party is to ask a down on his luck ex-secret agent if he has ever banged an entire bachelorette party. By the time the dancing is done, you’ll be wasted and he’ll be ready to save the world again. 

Any word on having more than one online character like GTAO?

Who orders hamburgers? People who cannot stand the taste of those slices of orange plastic that we Americans call “cheese”. 

I, and several others, spoke to Kevin Sorbo on Blog Talk Radio when he was doing a tour for his book and he didn’t understand why everyone kept calling him bro and asking if he even lifts. Apparently Mr. Sorbo is not hip with the memes but he does still work out just not as hard as his Hercules days.

They do a sorta build your own cravings box meal but you have to order online or use their app because it lets you make changes to everything you order.

Never seen this item, but it looks like just a soft taco without lettuce?

Why not just add packets of “dust”? That way you can make any taco bell item Cool Ranch! 

I am called a Geek. Unlike nerds who are smart. 

“including a certain spider-thing”

MSI - Look into role playing communities for the subject matter you enjoy. There are plenty around and if you like reading/writing then the text based in chatrooms are fun. Most online video games have a few RP clans (DC Universe Online is Free, Superhero related, and has RP Clans), you just got to find out which is…

Is Arthur Morgan really a time traveler or is Mad Max just his descendant? Same goes with Chumbucket & Cripps! There’s no way these people aren’t connected in some manner! 

Aw, they had an actual battle for the players? Damn, missed opportunity there Blizzard! All the Tauren Chieftans do is linger around Silvermoon and play once a month at the Darkmoon Faire.

So what does that jar of pickle water with no pickles in it mean on a spiritual level?

In Time Cop he does it above water so his attacker misses with a tazer gun and instead electrocutes himself.

I prefer the old fashioned way of theft prevention.

Yeah, this is such a great idea for people in Colorado. Just climb inside with some friends and hot box while floating down the river. Awaken from that little nap and voila mind blown you’re somewhere totally different!

Are you really suggesting my fellow Americans stop living the American way?

So YOU are the reason I didn’t get Days Gone this weekend!!! Last week it said medium availability so I sent my previous rental back. Now it’s listing it as low availability.