Not even kidding, try Family Dollar or Dollar General. 

It is a giant underground structure with elevators that go miles into the ground ran by Giants. I kid you not, Giants control the elevators. 

Yeah, we were unfortunately forewarned this would occur.

When the dust settles this whole meme will be even more amusing once the conspiracy crowd begins trying to make sense of it. I’m sure it’s all a secret message like they typically say with music videos. 

Are you serious? A mini gun can’t stop a million of these people!

To this day when the Osprey’s are doing drills we still get social media sightings of UFOs. They even do parachute training over the lakes and people freak out over it. Although I will admit it’s a little cool/odd/strange to be fishing and suddenly there are paratroopers dropping into the lake near by.

We have these amazing “space age” technologies for crowd control that you just know they’ve been hankering to try out. Like:

At this point I just want someone to show up and film whatever news crews, streamers, and instagram influencers show up and are left standing around filming each other. No one can be stupid enough to legit try this ... but they are dumb enough to show up just to watch.

It’s fun re-watching the movie and piecing together potential “rafts”. Ooo you see those wood panels? DING! That’d fit 5 people! And I know someone who is convinced that if, in the middle of a disaster, they had simply thrown all the tables overboard then used rope to lash them together everyone would have survived.…

Kansas - I’m sure many don’t think of Crawdads as a shellfish. Unless it’s just people our family knew, crawdads are a common bbq staple. Did not realize date of article lol. 

Are we sure these protesters aren’t doing this to benefit Amazon? 

And if he can’t he’ll run as Ivanka’s Vice President. 

Not wise to use roodypoo after what the internet turned it into. 

It’s a crime if Louisiana decides it is. Same thing happened with a Texas woman who went to Canada to meet a 16 year old boy. She was arrested upon her arrival home. Article doesn’t have an update so not sure if she got charged or not.

You know with the popularity of shows like Breaking Bad, Queen of the South, and Snowfall it’s only a matter of time until they make his story into a movie or tv series. 

Here I thought it was going to be the scene where Jessie takes off to save a toy and Buzz’s wings pop up while watching her. But then I remembered that’s actually in the movie.

You mean you’re not a fan of the new Sonic Cake Batter Shake? 

If this is new then what the hell have they been putting in cookie dough ice cream?

Too true, but they do wear aprons!

“that’s what you get... Got home with tear in mine eye”