Ooo. Thank you that should be a fun read. And yeah that’s the story of my internet life, I never get to be one of the cool kids with all these hip trends. I still get my Nike shirts from the Flea Market. 

Let’s move on to the next outrage of the week: Gaten Matarazzo ( Dustin ) of Stranger Things is doing a prank show for Netflix that targets people looking for employment. Cause what’s funnier than laughing at the unemployed? Let’s not think about how prank shows have been doing this forever.

Nah, he’ll move to one of the many other platforms and have to spend a little extra time advertising his move at first. His fan base will follow and eventually grow from gaining new viewers who avoid Twitch.

Not in current America. It’s okay to break laws, because fuck law and order. You’re not a criminal, you’re a victim of the system. 

I am not defending the action or this guy never really watched him. But I do find it hilarious that Dr. Respect does this people come out of the wood work with pitchforks and torches. Yet, Katy Perry did it at the Met Gala in New York (illegal also) and everyone was just amused by the look on J’lo’s face when she…

Because the ignorance of people. Anti-vax try to use situations like this recent one to fear monger people. Entirely different types of vaccinations. But you cannot explain that to them. 

Isn’t that where you respond to telemarketers and bill colletors? 

What would you rank “Obama’s Presidential Library”?

To be fair Jussie does have a lot of time on his hands. 

You just know he thought, “ If Katy Perry can get away with it so can I!”.

I mean if celebrities can do it and get away with it so can e-celebrities ... Right?

1. A child like others are mentioning, the spreading of legs at the end is a bit odd unless they are just goofing off.

All I know is there were a lot of people who really were not paying attention, too busy with fan theories, and they don’t like being told that. But in reality they should have been paying attention. 

This is what you do. Have the bus boy hold them down while you pinch their nose and shovel the rest of the food into their mouth. Remind them if they puke you’re just going to scoop it up in a glass and let them enjoy the regurgitated food smoothie. Then charge them an extra 30% for the experience. Call it tough love…

A pop-culture creation made from an AI that tried to spice together a Pop-Star & Kid’s Show Host. 

Murder World with Conan O’Brien as Arcade. 

“we now live in an age where everyone that lives in the big city essentially carries a camera”

To be that guy, technically they are “real”.

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, I wasn’t actually born on January 1st 1900.

You are allowed to stream if under 13 and supervised by an adult. It’s right there on their website.