We point and laugh at these dumbshits but they are getting elected and will eventually be the end of us all.

I was just telling my daughter that we should see Force Majeure, and then she showed me a trailer for this new Will Ferrell movie, and I was like, oh, it’s a remake of Force Majeure.

A little rusty?  99% of the non-entertainers couldn’t do what she did last night. Stop.

1000000 percent. When she appeared at the superbowl, I was beyond pumped and my girls, who are teenagers, had never heard of her. I showed them a couple of her videos and they were completely blown away. She was more modern and ahead of the game 15 years ago than most artists are today.

Missy Elliott consistently manages to be a full decade ahead of us no matter what. 

I need to keep the scooter apps for when someone steals this scooter.

I need to keep the scooter apps for when someone steals this scooter.

If I see a red fucking hat, it’s open season on the motherfucker wearing it.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Fuck Wisconsin, free Brendan Dassey. 

Seriously, the modern GOP is the biggest collection of two-faced hypocrites I’ve ever seen.  I’d rather deal with a clone army of Harvey Dents.  At least wiith a coin flip there’s a 50/50 chance they take the non-evil route.

Yes.

Karma is a bitch.

My personal favorite was, “You have to call the police now.” Oh, NOW you need someone to come save your worthless, racist behind when all you had to do was shut the fuck up in the first place. Three steps to the left and miss me with that, mmmkay?

Wait. How can she cry without her eye?

I feel like this is a story where we all agree to stay out of the greys.

I haven’t said it in a very long time, but I’m not my grandparents and somebody will catch these hands.

I’ve had that happen frequently as a child. You’d think that people would grow out of that behavior as adults, but society reinforces it instead.

I’m not here for the bullshit and false equivalences today. You will be dismissed.

Preach!!!

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…