We point and laugh at these dumbshits but they are getting elected and will eventually be the end of us all.

Who could have predicted this in the company of the son of apartheid era mine owner?

He’s a piece of shit lying con artist who somehow is the most powerful person in the world -- if you don’t see a problem with that, maybe there’s a lot more that you don’t understand

I really don’t understand why this website hates this guy so much.

This should honestly result in punitive damages in the hundreds of millions. There are two ways to make governments accountable: money and power. Arrest and jail those responsible. Arrest and jail their managers. Make punitive damages so high governments cant ignore it. Take it from the police pension fund.

I think the issue here is that an awful lot of people currently cannot work because of social distancing guidelines. You’re talking about economics-as-usual where this is closer to triage 

But do we really -need- everyone employed in the first place?

Yeah... this is the kind of shit that happens when your political philosophy is “the opposite of everything those damn libs want and do!”

“I’m hoping that it’s becoming clear to red-staters”

Let me stop you right there. 

It’s like conservatives saw the Ferengi on Star Trek and decided they had the right idea on how to live.

Heck of a job, Mike Pence.

I really hope the coronavirus runs rampant through the CPAC assholes. That would be some poetic justice

I hope this style gets perfected. This is the folding phone I'd buy once the hardware kinks are sorted out.

I was just telling my daughter that we should see Force Majeure, and then she showed me a trailer for this new Will Ferrell movie, and I was like, oh, it’s a remake of Force Majeure.

That is only 2 steps away from Elaine Benes bad dancing.

When Apple copies Lenovo to make one of these, expect all the Apple fanboys to exclaim about the brilliant never-before-seen design triumph.