Oh Cool Pope. Don’t be all, like, uncool.

Bieber needs it.

I feel so vindicated right now:

Bad news for . . . the people who love them

the next Speaker of the House:

Needs a cig hanging from his mouth, imho.

She’s a closet Quiverful member.

Apparently these were for sale outside the fame last week. So wrong, but I can see why he needs sex after seeing this.

Seriously do not understand how the Bears felt his contract was worth 125 Million.

We all just need to realize she probably thinks it’s a chore because of how frequently Cutler aims for one target, misses, and hits another.

“Men need it.” A Seahorse

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

This is exactly the kind of thing a baby would say. I’m not buying it.

Where is this pointe photoshoot? Pics or you’re still a diva baby.

I would like to start out by saying that I know and love many nurses (my mom was one for 30+ years), I admire and respect the job they do, and Joy Behar is an idiot. Nurses are awesome!

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

Yes.

What if Lauren Conrad becomes a mom soon?

I’m not ok with it. If I’m on a plane and have to wait half an hour for the non-fundie FA on the other end of the plane to serve me my drink because the one serving me can’t give me booze because of her beliefs, that’s affecting me and affecting the quality of the service. So no, I’m not ok with this lady. If you’re…