When I said I felt sad for Harvey Weinstein I thought it was clear the meaning

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Cosby supporters.

I feel the same way as an American reading a Trump article. I’m like “wow, do people just think I’m admiring his smoked turkey colored skin? How his face melts into his neck? His millionaire on a ketchup diet bod? How his suits perfectly contour his ego?” It’s the curse of having a super hot leader.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

CORRECTION: $15, I’M SEEING THIS SHIT AT **NIGHT** AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!!!!!!

I’m fucking tired of the “listen to the Trump voter” bullshit, calling them “Real America” and asking we suspend all judgement because “they want the same things as you do: security and success and a life for their kids.”

Sorry. But you voted for Trump, you voted for the whole package. I’m willing to explain why I voted for Clinton’s best and worst attributes (tomorrow, I’m going to bed now). Trump voters aren’t allowed to shrug away the disgusting shit he’s proposing.

Here is a story about how I am a scaredy cat and probably shouldn’t read Jezebel’s annual scary story post.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

What will I do if I don’t make you horny

A tiny, cynical part of my soul imagines that this will somehow be spun into a book followed by a movie, but even if it is, I’m good with it.

i don’t get the hate either. i live in the northeast and i think these classes are a good winter night activity. i also like to color at home in my pajamas, but sometimes you gotta leave the house ya know?

It’s pretty fun to go with your friends after work to blow off steam. I’m an accountant; we don’t get the chance to be artistic (therefore don’t know what we’re doing mostly) so these classes are perfect. If it’s not your thing don’t do it. But to put down other people as “lame” or whatever is fucking stupid. I’m sure…

Except you know, people choose to go to a paint and sip but not a work camp in Siberia. But other than that totes the same.

Did you hear the one recently where Martin O’Malley showed up late ? She absolutely roasted his ass !

I love her too. She doesn't take any shit, not from guests or from her callers.

I am lucky enough to have a job where I can listen to the radio in one ear when I’m not in meetings. I have an inner Milton (from Office Space) and I need to be able to listen to the radio at a reasonable level.

I remember this! And there was another not too long ago where someone left early and she was PISSED. I don’t remember the specifics, but girlfriend was unamused.