I just snorted like a micro pig. Thank you for this.

Why are the 1% of people who stow their things in the seat they’re seated in vs. the seat in front of them like virtually every other traveler?

No-clearly you didn’t read the previous article. Her daughter is chilling in her lil “tent” under the seat in front of her. Good god, people. Complain about shit that matters!

You put your feet curled UNDER the seat you’re actually seated in? I find that hard to believe. If that’s true, that sounds wildly uncomfortable.

You sound like a fun person to talk to at parties.

*Technically* don’t you stow your extra belongings in the seat in front of you? So technically she’s not using your space. It’s her space. But with a kid instead of a laptop.

Personally, my main takeaway is that the statute of limitations is three years. THREE YEARS! I’ve had plantar warts last longer.

Right when I saw this headline I just *knew* good ole Chuck would be on the case!

Good! Glad to hear it’s not all terrible racist/sexist garbage.

Really good call. It will make you weep for the future. I hate read it and use it remind men to call women “women” not “females”. It’s pretty fun.

Yik Yak is the primordial ooze of social media, which is really saying something, imo!

So, like 91% of them are pregnant?! Fuck everything I want off this trash planet.

Oh and this is amazing, too so...........

Sorry this website rocks. I’m 36 and it said I was 27. #blessed

Really need to know who’s packing potatoes in their kid’s lunches.

Literal LOL. Excellent

Kim was so hateful this past season I went from finding her boring and depressing to actively disliking her. Too bad she’s off the wagon, but GD she was bitch!

I honestly thought I was the only other human who wanted to Robert Durst over “mama”

He’s only 33? Good lord. Bless his heart.

We still got gifts, too! Mainly cash and gift cards which were definitely appreciated, but totally not expected.