Wait - I know this exact plate. And, lord if only Kinja wouldn’t stop me, I can confirm that earlier this year it read ILVMUSK and under it “#blacklivesmatter.” I have a lovely photo of it.

Oh, you’ve met my wife...

“4.02 Tezos equals one U.S. dollar as of this writing”

Sir, you are clearly still imposter Torch, as the real person has children of appropriate age and would know that Chuck E. Cheese makes frequent appearances in the restaurant.

I’m ready to convict the third guy in that line up just on their photo alone. They look like a proper psychopath.

Companies are generally myopic to things like this. They can only think of the advantages and overlook how the tech can be abused.

It really is. The Apple Reality Distortion Field is in full force regarding these things.

I feel like you guys posting an article about it is a sure way Nintendo finds out in the next couple days...

There’s selling to children, which is sketch. And then there’s sexually harrasing children and talking about active shooter incidents and terrorism.

and yet automating their position is too difficult.

C-level employees are the most useless people on planet Earth.

Oh dang look what I can do oops

*cut to Jalopnik HQ*

lmao get fucked.

You really can’t turn this around into ‘perhaps it is u who are petty’ - the guy gleefully harassed and targeted minorities, and much of his anguish was that his website matured (to a degree) while he didn’t. The Something Awful website bankrolled his entire lifestyle even as he grifted and complained server costs…

Something Awful produced a wild amount of humor and culture for decades and had a massively outsized influence for a long time. It was a place where I learned a lot about writing, about politics and some other things.

Someone alert David Tracy from Jalopnik!