If you’re nerdy enough to have a floppy disk drive you’re nerdy enough to have a computer that’s off the network.

That looks like a serious incline on that boat launch and it even seems as though it quickly gets steeper as you get closer to the water. If that’s the case it wouldn’t take much distance to go from “fine” to “oh shit” ...

In a high speed chase, PIT is a standard operation to disable a vehicle with as little danger as possible.

It could be worse. Imagine if he got a fee for love stains after not having fucked for 25 years.

It’s been long enough that I wouldn’t be able to remember what choices I made at character creation, but I did play an almost pure Paragon run through all 3 games. (I also played a Femshep)

I would be okay with box art that that features nobody except Tali and Garrus.

Then you missed/overlooked a loooooot of exposition that discussed how it is, in fact, an “eye;” most notably how someone can be immediately marked as a Garlean even in situations where they would rather not be.

I still need to know if a Garlean’s third eye actually does anything.

I watched the first few minutes of the TDU2 intro. Why did you make me suffer through that godawful techno?

It actually looks smaller than the Genesis which for some reason has gotten a lot of praise for its looks on Jalopnik (both from authors and in comments). I still don’t understand why it gets a pass.

Based on the fact that the new song has less than 300 views on YouTube as of this moment

It still bothers me that the cuts just before the jump show a huge gap and very steep angle, only for the jump shot itself to clearly have like a 3 foot gap between the raised sections. Totally ruins my immersion.

Not at all that I can remember. It’s possible I did when I was young.

Just wait until you’re dealing with a Gunbreaker that pops Superbolide just after you’ve topped them off and see if you’re not consumed with murderous rage.

Hydraulic fluid doesn’t “power” machines in the same way gasoline does; it’s not supposed to be burned to produce power. It’s a medium to transfer power, so it doesn’t “power machines” any more than a transmission “powers” your car.

Change display setting to fullscreen or borderless window, depending on the type of game.

I read the first few paragraphs and then scrolled down to read the sub-headings because I need to go pick up my food. Saw “ain’t shit” over and over again and was certainly expecting where you were going to go with Raubahn, but I got to the final subheading and the picture and laughed out loud anyway.

If I can just give one piece of advice — since it seems you’re writing about FF14 frequently now — you may want to save your next article about the story until you’ve started Heavensward. As you’re aware from people who won’t stop talking about it, the bridge between the end of ARR and the beginning of HW doesn’t pay…

It’s pretty obvious that such videos/thumbnails are formulated primarily to draw the attention of children. I’m 31 years old so I’m not remotely interested in the wacky hijinx that kids more than 10 years my junior are getting up to.