Off-topic, but the Pirelli wordmark bothers me. The “P” looks like it’s going to be an “F” when you start to read it, but it extends all the way to the right, so you basically have to read the entire word before you realize it’s a “P.” In my head I still say “Firelli” half the time even though I should know better. Am…

succinctly put

lol @ the bottle of lysol

Roads?

Earthbound. Specifically the suicidal trees in Peaceful Rest Valley. I was so terrified they’d ISIS the shit out of me that after I beat Happy Happy Village and rescued Paula I spent like a week grinding XP against the moles in the cave before venturing back out.

Definitely the latter, although “progression” in this game comes in two flavors — “getting better stuff” (whether through rarer heroes, weapon/trap schematics, survivors, and defenders; or leveling up those you already have) and simply progressing through the quest line. It doesn’t seem to me like it’s a big deal if…

He told ‘em he’d buy 50 of them. He ended up buying 1, which is exactly the number of limos even the richest assholes would ever need.

Same here, I thought this quiz was fucking with me. For a second I thought they must have copped the quiz from The Onion.

I haven’t seen the microtransaction system as a particular issue, you get currency for the “loot llamas” at a decent rate just by playing the game, so I haven’t been feeling starved of loot just because I haven’t paid any additional money for it.

I’ve been really enjoying it, but it hasn’t quite earned the $60 investment I’ve put into it yet. We’ll see if I’m still playing in a couple months.

I watched all the way up until they revealed the title of the show. “Cops with Cameras.” The mundanity of the title contrasted with the show’s subject matter amused me.

I still think the biggest reason they don’t seem to “come together” is because of the brown upholstery and wood trim. If it had black upholstery and glossy black trim it would look great I think.

goddammit, this shit is why my girlfriend hates anime

Man, I’m craving some big black seafood right about now. I’d suck on those noodles so hard.

You can, of course, select colors other than “gorgeous Alpina blue” for the exterior and “uh, brown” for the interior, if you want better color-coordination.

I always assumed the missile turrets were completely automated and the turret doubled as radar, hence why it was spinning... If there’s a dude up in the spinny turret part, then why’s it always spinning? Wouldn’t he get dizzy?!

heheheh... mashpee.

While watching that gif my brain filled in some pretty wacky sound effects that I found pretty amusing. It was basically “guy who imitates motorcycle sounds, but with elevators.” Am I crazy?

As someone who apparently has a foot fetish, I don’t get what people find so weird about a foot fetish? I mean I like every part of the female body, and I guess including feet among the parts I like is somehow weird. The proper response is, “Yeah, I like lady feet, what about it? What, am I only supposed to like a…

it’s probably an Aboriginal name. if you go to Google Maps and zoom in on any random part of Australia you’ll see plenty of towns with crazy names.