“This push for women to go topless in the 21st century is as strong as women wanting to vote in the 20th century,”

Yellowstone national park and the Grand Canyon are not the same place

It’s almost as if schools shouldn’t play kangaroo court when it comes to sexual assault cases.

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

The health benefits are nothing to sneeze at either. Why buy a few hundred calories of pure sugar for a buck or two when you can just get hydrated for free instead? There is no downside.

Kids are cute, puppies are awesome, hockey players scoring goals is super...yet the inevitability of this gimmick being buried into the ground already annoys me. So I hope and expect you, the Deadspin hockey beat, will also post every time a kid holding a goal-for-puppy sign is forced to leave a game disappointed and…

My “type”, at least for first dates, is any woman who is single and says yes. Half the point of a first date is to see if there’s any compatibility;as far as I’m concerned there’s no sense ruling people out before that unless I’m already aware of some major dealbreaker.

I like making money, so I don't mind.

Religion.

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

No. There are many that don’t succumb to advertorial word salads. You’re in good company.

No. There are many that don’t succumb to advertorial word salads. You’re in good company.

Is it really worth getting kicked out of or banned from a club for that little booze? If you need to hide hooch in your tie, it's probably time to re-examine your life and goals.

Remember that time Mythbusters used sterile chips, sterile dip, a sterile room, and a medical professional to eliminate the variables of double dipping? Turns out the bacterial difference from the saliva is almost nill.

Or, people can stop being germaphobic morons and build your immune system.

6’2 Christina Hendricks does NOT sound unattractive.

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.

If you can’t afford the dog, how will you afford food and vet bills?

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Parents were divorced and remarried. Natural grandparents were divorced and remarried. Making 4 parents and 6 sets of grandparents. Christmas was a haul but most of them bought stuff for the kid they wanted (evidence points to Cowboy/Athlete), not the one they had (Gay/Science Nerd/Maker).

What is with this Doritos ad on Lifehacker that expands across the screen and starts playing video as soon as your cursor merely passes over the ad.