they made me take off my glasses. Definitely thinking about suing

Man. What a drag having to wait until payday to get paid. What's this old world coming to? It couldn't be that the server will pocket the cash & not report it, right?

Roll Tide

No one's that dumb, right?

I wondered what Terry Tate has been up to these days

the line about upper Arlington sounds like "don't you know who I am?"

nah. Rape implies force.

TL;DR

Jool-ree. Or sometimes Jul-ree (like cook)

did the German really need to come over here to find out about racism?

They're probably contractually obligated to Sue

Nah. He's $2B richer

how desperate was Rachel that she considered herself "with" someone who hadn't talked to her in 3 months?

you could have just said Islamist. Adding militant & terrorist was repetitive

Different sport but they took away the Reds from Marge Schott for being racist

Maybe you people in the Northeast & Pacific Northwest are cutting the cord but the rest of the country isn't. Football is too popular & mostly unavailable legally w/o cable

Rent to own is a bad deal? Nuh uh !

Regardless, It's the law.

if you're not making minimum wsge with tips your employer is legally required to make up the difference

Yo. Imma let you finish but Thomas Malthus was the greatest food shortage writer of all time