Yeah, the thing though is that when that last La La Land guy goes up to speak, he's already been told that they haven't won by the stage director or the producer or whoever that was with the headset. He'd seen the proper envelope with Moonlight on it, but he goes up to speak anyway, lol. I can't exactly blame the…

I interpreted it as he was showing it to her to her to try and bring the error to her attention and get her reaction, but she either didn't follow what he was trying to signal to her, or decided to run with it and announced it. Either way, it's clearly neither of their faults and they did the best with what they had…

Week 5: Hot Archie's Just Shirtless Boxing in his Dimly Lit Room at Night NBD

All I'm saying is, if Archie's going to keep his clothes on, then at least have one of the other guys pick up the slack. This is the CW after all, come on now.

Week 4: Hot Archie Keeps His Clothes On :(

This is seriously not good for my mental health.

Well, this is the CW and not HBO. A big part of this show is marketing sexy people doing sexy things. Hot Archie, as I've noted elsewhere, is a big part of the marketing here. But the first Hot thing Hot Archie does is statutory rape with his Hot teacher. It's an overused trope and so far the show hasn't offered a…

I mean, you may be right, but this being the CW I think you might be giving them too much credit.

Week 3: Hot Archie still hot.

Yeah, the Grundy thing is by far the worst part of the show. Major miscalculation. It's very uncomfortable, not sexy whatsoever, and just makes Archie sound like a fool whenever he pines for her.

The more important question is, "is there any Jamie Dornan D?" Because if not, I'm out.

It was still the same bhangra dance routine, they just made it even more off-kilter by using a French song

There's Something About Archie continues to entertain. Kevin Keller is a little too meta and referential for my taste and I hope they turn that down a little bit and make him feel more like a person than a stereotype. I was a little worried about Dark Jughead early on, but he came around a bit later in the episode…

I'll watch anything with Zac Efron running around in a speedo. I'm not proud. It's a weakness.

Now I'm kind of hoping that Jughead is Archie's murderous Mr. Robot.

If there's one thing teens love it's ponderous long form dramas about things that happened in their grandparents days

C) I would also like to fuck Archie.

Venmo. The kids use Venmo. Get out of here, you Old!

So, a) This was dumb but in a fun way. I enjoyed it. b) They should change the name of the show to Fuckin' Archie. Because, y'see, it's about Archie, but also everyone in this town wants to fuck Archie. It's like There's Something About Mary levels of ridiculous and I really hope that they continue to build on…

Yeah, given the much more compelling antagonists (at least in terms of gravitas) that this show has had before, I'm really not interested in Harald and Halfdan. They're dull and one-note, and I hope the show gets past them quickly. Of course, this isn't helped by the show's weird timeframe. These guys showed up…