This whole thing makes me feel icky. Situations like this are so hard to swallow because we know nothing and now it looks like we never will.

I’m a fan of slow cooking a butt load of chili and freezing it. I, too, hate leftovers so chili is good for me because it’s fucking delicious and I can unfreeze it whenever and have chili dogs, walking tacos, chili cheese fries, I am trash.

This is a fucking nightmare but, also, am I the only one that thinks that a $4,000 Oscar de la Renta dress is kind of a steal? Where m’Say Yes to the Dress girls at?

Oo! Oo! Silly me, I thought I got through the weekend unscathed. Then I remembered that after baking the lower half of my face, this Sunday, to perfection I strut out the house... still baking.