I can't stop looking at this crazy pizza-shaped spy ship!

I've heard of this before, and was under the impression we have enough other ways to validate the time span between two events to know there was no 300 year gap.

HEY YOU BOJO, those boards don't work on hardly anything actually..

Sean, you bojo!

You bozo, those boards don't werk on water!

So... you're saying hoverboards don't work on water, then.

Well, this explains why hoverboards don't work on water.

As Data said:

This is a good death.. there is no shame in it.

He's already down, stop kicking him.

He should have found a more productive way to blow off some Steam.