Or attach a jet engine to the back like in that documentary about the future everyone keeps referencing!

We really should convert all our roads and sidewalks to hoverboard-friendly materials. Also, water. At least until we get POWER.

There is one circumstance in which hoverboards CAN work on water, though..

It looks like cell phones are gradually going back in that direction!

However, it will be acceptable for it not to work on water and still be a real hoverboard because in that case, all we need is POWER.

Spoiler alert: It would break horribly if they "pushed" it any harder then they do in that video. :(

That's what the manure truck is for!

HEY YOU BOJO, those boards don't work on hardly anything actually..

Nobody uses BASIC, anymore. All the cool script kiddies use Python, nowadays.

Don't give him an inch! He must be punished! Twitter blood for the Twitter blood god!

Mean tweets are hate crime! Haven't you heard?