If it makes you feel any better, the FFVII remake will be terrible and Aeris will have a dumb voice.

Because the people who currently work at and/or run SquareEnix don’t give a fuck. They think your old games are outdated ugly pixelated shit and the only reason they even bother at all is because they need your money to make another CGI movie press X to pay your respects extravaganza.

2) like the developer to get money.

Are you sure? I just called and I think Hamno answered! Then I giggled and hung up.

Someone needs to tell Erdogan that his craphole country isn’t a superpower and they need to bugger off with the imperialism, lest they get “liberated” like the last Islamic country that fancied itself the right to power projection.

Turkey isn’t just a shitty ally. We have lots of shitty allies (Saudi Arabia, for example). Turkey is a shitty ally with the power to drag us into World War III. For that reason, they should have been kicked out of NATO, years ago.

The entire concept of a “moderate rebel” is probably the most ridiculous geopolitical concept introduced in the last few decades.

If I had to choose between that game and 500 Days of Kristin, I’d go with the latter, as it has both superior graphics and player interaction. Plus, it’s multiplatform!

Found the Gamergater!!!

Every copy of the Collector’s Edition Boxed Set includes a complementary Masters Degree in the social science of your choice!!

OK, you’re just a screaming racist then.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Jezebel? Do you want the video footage from my rape too so you can write an article about it? So you can further exploit someone’s vulnerability and hide it behind your mask of faux feminism?

People who complain about complaining about clickbait need to be exterminated.

Nailed it. The whole “the internet needs to be tamed (by the government)” narrative is implicit throughout the post. They did everything short of declaring Yeti to be an accomplice.

The sort of people who don’t want to take on an unpaid side job of being a 24/7 police informant.

You clicked. Mission accomplished.

i didn’t get that, i thought the person calling for police intervention saw it online.

When internet feminism goes full Stormfront.

Even feminist culture warriors need that sweet clickbait money!!!

“......in the clip, which Jezebel obtained from supporters of a rival candidate.”