You really made a burner just to post that?

Thanks to you, hundreds more people read my awesome post. You should be proud of your accomplishment!!

Actually, I make fucktons of money and post on Gawker all day while you’re having to work. Shit’s pretty cash, tbfh.

None of this is real. I’m sending you this message from outside the matrix.

Kudos for being on Kotaku and not being a raging spastic like most people who replied to my brilliant and clever post!

Thank you for being a friend!

That ordinance failed a few weeks ago, so your son is now forced to use the mens restroom. He’s mad now and the only way to save Boston is to defeat him.

You’re welcome!

Bethesda ruined Fallout 4, not me.

Actually, I’m like a celebrity on the main Gawker site. I just like coming over to the video game ghetto and punching some nerds every once in a while. YOU SHOULD THANK ME

“Noose” isn’t a verb, dumbass. Learn to English.

By the way, thanks for promoting my post out of the greys!!

I just flagged you back, dickhead!

Also Golbez is really Cecil’s brother and they’re both moon people!!

Also, the guy behind the TV murders is that goofy assistant detective Adachi!

Also, Aeris gets killed by Sephiroth and there’s no way to get her back!!!

Your son is the villain and you’ll have to choose between saving him or nuking Boston!

Seriously, that was last years moral panic. You need to let it go.

Good to see someone randomly bringing up Gamergate.

Yukiko is best girl.