You don't know how to respond because you're uneducated and ignorant. Ripping you apart will be easy and fun. Observe.

I'm Brazilian and this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Hating FIFA is one of the few things all soccer fans can agree on.

In The Flesh.

I hope he's got some Rush on his Zune, or else he'll never get through it all.

The Little Mermaid had a straight to DVD prequel where you learn how her mom died.