I once asked for burger without onions on McDonald, they sent with onions 3 times and in the fourth they managed to do without the onions but the burgers was practically raw.

I don't understand, how can countries in the north hemisphere have day light saving at the same time as the south hemisphere? Because I am in Brazil and we are having it too.

After Rice decides to blame Jayna for all this and kills her, are NFL still going to say that too is her fault?

Marion Zimmer Bradley has a book where the main character is a girl that pretends to be a boy, there is a scene where she is getting all steamy with this guy until he finds out that she is a she and stop. Love that scene!

First thing in my mind after reading this

When I worked on an office had my boss telling me how he was kidnapped and escaped by calling the police on the cell phone that he had implanted on his leg. He was telling me this while everybody else was out on lunch interval. The two things going on my mind was, "don't laugh" and "how I am going to scape the psycho".

Got curious about the One direction fic and is het? Why would anyone write an het One Direction fic? I didn't even know those existed. A mary sue het One Direction fic!

Here, make some cookies.

"In home" sounds off. Is it grammatically correct?

As a Brazilian I say you can have it, also take the Olympics while you are at it. But hey nothing wrong with hookers! Unless you are referencing our fascist president then okay.

Bah, couldn't they had paid for this year's one too???? Why did had to be on my country???

What is advantage in being cheerleader then? they have to follow way too much rules and get no money.

And what is called the Britain tv series about former zombies?

And now Lex Luthor is banging his head in a wall, because he didn't thought of this first.

Cat cafe? What?

If I am seeing her in the mirror, then she is seeing me.

Marvel just reboot everything already. Start again, because things can't go any worse then what you are doing it.

Oh the memories! I loved Macross! Been so long since I watched the last time that It's all a vague memory, but still a nice vague memory of being one of the best anime ever!

Dear Pope, be sure that today during mass I will be praying that the Good Lord will see fit that you join with him very soon.

I don't pretend to understand the mind of a man, but how can anyone look at something like that and not think that it will literally eat your dick off?