Yeah, never mind the huge Cambodian sex trade or random racial purges. Naked moped riding is disgraceful.

What was the point of doing this exactly? I mean it's relatively harmless. But seriously. I don't understand the reasoning why.

As a native Portlander, I can confirm this. All of it. It's hilarious because it's true. I approve.

I'm a bit disappointed actually...I was expecting the beard to catch fire.

I've always wondered why I only get a finite amount of sparks out of my grinder. Now I know I've been doing it all wrong. Simply need to grind the grinder with the other grinder to create the proper amount of sparks, obviously doubling productivity.

Breaking News: Sony hack orchestrated by Bill Cosby to get us all to forget about what he done did!!

The police trooper who investigated the accident had deduced that Ms. Anderson was intoxicated before her drug test results came back. His police report referred to the seemingly inexplicable circumstances of the accident, her history of recreational drug use, "witness testimony and Anderson's behavior at the scene,"…

No that's NOT all :

♪ He came in through the bathroom ceiling ♫

Show up.

As someone who has never met you and lives in New York City, I support this decision.

I can totally see the Craigslist advert:

"...yes, I do know why they're so expensive: They have to be manufactured in zero gravity and trips to and from the international space station are very expensive. Fun fact: Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity used the same struts."

I manage an AutoZone (yes, ugh, AutoZone) in a pretty rough part of town (the fucking ghetto) and I have to deal with this all the damned time. People trying to look "Baller on a Budget" makes my job an absolute headache. I get everything from people in Magnums/Chargers/300Cs claiming they have the Hemi and inevitably…

I've always felt that it's got bits and pieces that are really awesome, but with a whole lot of ugh thrown in for good measure.

As a 240Z, I can confirm all of the above statements.

Having owned a 240Z, I can confirm the accuracy of your statement confirming the accuracy of this report.

"And definitely don't buy an old Saab from a shady used car dealership."

Avoidance of difficult but potentially rewarding aspects of life doesn't seem like a good strategy. I suppose this goes into the school of philosophies like, "never start your own business", "never buy a boat", and "never go to college". Some people certainly seem to enjoy defining who they are by limiting their…