∞ upvotes.

Jesus fucking Christ, consent is getting really complicated these days.

I watched 2 seasons' worth of The Big Bang Theory.

Haha, good point! It wouldn't be the first time Lynch has used his work to get revenge (whether he's conscious of it or not) on people/things that have pissed him off.

This dude gets it.

Upvoted for ballsiness, and that you somehow got that one through.

I'm just a simple man, so I'm not quite sure what you're asking, but I'm pretty sure the answer is PWR BTTM.

You guys need to get your American History facts straight. The Supreme Court has long upheld that funny hats do *not* have the right to peaceful assembly; rather, the SC has consistently ruled that funny wigs are what have unfettered freedom of expression.

*scoffs* Verily! I say, clearly these nimrods have never seen the great Benjamin Britten opera PETER GRIMES, old boy!

"Ya gotta grab 'em by the First Amendment. Sad!"

*obligatory PWR BTTM poke*

I, for one, welcome our new rap-metal scatting and red-cap-wearing overlords.

Some might question the function or utility of celebrity news articles such as this one. The answer, of course, is that empty pop culture news reports are necessary for me to get a real nice rubbery one.

Need more Yorkeian hot takes on Shakespeare.

I like pudding.

O for God's sake, AVClub, fine!

Man(n), y[ou were] furious!

ONG BAK 2 is fucking amazing. I didn't know it was unpopular to not like it, but I can see that.

"Ya gotta grab 'em by the wang dang sweet poontang" doesn't have the same ring to it.

Clearly the only thing Ted Nugent still listens to is that Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.