Is it just me, or was there always a latent pornographic facet to this show that never got utilized?

You gotta grab em by the wattle.

Hargitay is awesome, strong and beautiful and talented and makes even the nadir of SVU episodes bearable (at least, back in the day, before they switched to two word episode titles…). I also admire her for taking on extracurricular responsibilities, given that she was the face of a show like SVU, of raising awareness…

Perhaps they're…playing the fool?

Woah! When did Rachel Leigh Cook morph into Mariska Hargitay?

…Dear God.

Yeah, I…yeah. In an overall well-written and thoughtful review, that line jumped out and struck me weird as well.

All I can think after this episode is: If Dylan+Emma don't survive this season, literally and figuratively, I will never forgive this show.

That sounds deliciously erotic and extremely satisfying to me, but only as long as they use words like "heteronormative" at least at the same rate as this HateSong article does.

Oh, my darling friend, you: Please know that I would never deign to tell such a French-Canadian Assassin Queen as yourself how to "walk the walk", as they say… I would imagine that picking up an entourage of little gay white dude friends along the way is par for the course for a robust Celine Dion such as yourself.…

"…have little gay white dude friends…"

"…whoever decided that Russell Crowe singing was a good idea…"

Oh I agree. Was more referring to other comments (and the article itself) implying he was an asshole.

Oh my lord, The Onion's articles on Biden are some of the hardest laughs I had during Obama's administration. Their portrayal of him as your typical grizzled manly uncle was hysterical.

*considers your point of view*

If those Brietbart ducks could talk? They'd say "cuck cuck".

Excellent user name/comment synergy.

It's always time for the greatest stage name in the history of anything.

You made the right call! Good for you, I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets the notion of ending various -ships over a movie like THE HOBBIT. The entire movie, I wondered what I did to deserve such cinematic hostility. I was with a large group of friends and didn't want to walk out, but I absolutely should have. At…

On a serious note: There have been various low points in my life when I've thought seriously about suicide.