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Somebody had to make that fake head. Somebody spent nights alone in the same room with it, incomplete, even more distorted and fucked up than the finished copy. They had to look at it every night before they went to bed…

Yeah so I googled Lil' Miss Panasoffkee first, and, y'know, not that bad. I have Unsolved Mysteries reruns to finally look forward to, and my God that show is infinitely more terrifying…

I still get that surge of hormones whenever I look at the X-Men's Psylocke. I don't know how issues of those comics made it out of my bathroom alive.

There were about 2 years there where Tonya Harding had bit of the Redneck Hot in her. Boy did it not last long.

Seriously? I'd love to hear that, got a link?

It's not a sundae, it's a banana split.

Has "living under a rock" been your latest performance art piece, Shia Labeouf? HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

As long as it's red, white, and blue. (By that, I mean white.)

Well, the difference is that Cuaron knows how to use long takes to elicit specific effects from the audience, whereas Innaritu does them because they're shuper complex and kewl and difficult. Innaritu always was, for me, the weakest link of the "3 Amigos"***.

Woah really? Awesome, I didn't know he wrote a sequel.

Snooty, snippy academics are worse than divas sometimes.

Check out Leon Lederman's book, it's really good! Details the history and formation of the Standard Model.

I like the way you see the world, friend. All dicks, all holes. I suppose if pimpin' ain't easy, it's hard out there for a Dikachu. Business is a'boomin'!

Sometimes a snake is just a snake, but sometimes it's a dong with feet.

Who's she fucking in there..?

AMEN T'THAT

The Spider-Man inclusion and introduction are definitely the biggest offenders of "is this really necessary"? But I think a decent argument can be made that the recruitment scenes serve to showcase how far Rogers and Stark are willing to go to prove their point in the "divorce", so to speak. In a similar, although

Ignorance is bliss.

Especially now that Jon Stewart's gone. I watched the Noah Show for a few months but I just couldn't stand it. I figured I'd check in after about a year on the air and see where he's at. I can't really fault the show for being (in my opinion) lackluster in his early stages; people forget that Stewart had 3 freakin'