Thank you. Now that they’re in San Fran at only 5.3 million Boogie is probably going to have to sleep on Curry’s couch.

He’s going to play in San Francisco, now it’s Bougie. 

“Naw, man.  The loser label is still there.” - JaVale McGee

Yes, because everyone knows that once you ring chase, no one ever brings up the fact that you are a loser/cancer ever again.

He threw away tens of millions with this deal.  The Pelicans were going to give him a max deal, that can’t happen now.  

“Over her 23-year career in tennis, Serena Williams has never tested positive for any illegal substance despite being tested significantly more than other professional tennis players.”

I guess Mexico and Korea could be considered “Seoul Brothers” now.

Obligatory:

Most cyclists just talk about they hate cars. Pantani was willing to do something about it.

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?

Draymond would have absolutely 100% hacked at his hand the rest of that series.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

LRW (LeBron Reaction When) Javale and Swaggy P are in the series and the dumbest player in the Finals is still on your team

We don’t have to imagine - Kim Clijsters already did it, winning the US Open as an unranked player (and beating an in-her-prime* Serena in the process), having returned from having a baby.

Seeing as how it’s practically impossible to compare players from different competition pools, it’s SO MUCH EASIER to just say Serena is the GOAT in women’s tennis and Federer (I guess, or someone else...I don’t know shit about tennis) is the GOAT in men’s tennis. I don’t know why people have such a hard time with…

We’re so lucky right now. There are credible arguments that we’re seeing the GOAT/near GOAT in nearly every major sport, right now.

Serena, Roger Federer, LBJ, Mike Trout, Brady/Rodgers, etc.

no its a fish