Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Ooooooh, with a small chunk breaking off and finding Pacquiao’s house while we’re at it.

A small meteor has the added benefit of taking out anyone stupid enough to pay to watch this shitshow in person

Meteor vs. Lighting Rig: No matter who wins, we all win.

Doesn’t have to be that small.

Personally, I’m rooting for the lighting rig to fall.

Whoever wrote that headline