"I have kissed Iris twice, and I've managed to erase both times from existence!"
"Man, I hate it when that happens."

I love how I can instantly tell whether it's a Sean O'Neal article or not by the first paragraph, or just by looking at the comments… The Commentariat tends to bring its A game on Sean's articles.

And then she had to tell the bystanders that she changed his diaper as a baby. Melissa's so delightful.

That must explain why everyone finds you so unpleasant.

Don't bother. She's a regular on all of the CW superhero shows and all she ever does is leave unpleasant and angry comments about how much they suck despite admitting she doesn't watch them.

Halfway through this episode, Superman saves a family, and the dad says they're moving back to Gotham.

"She actually sent him a drunk text once. It was… florid."

Half of this show sounds mildly interesting… Mayor Penguin? But DoppelBruce just sounds weird.

Dude looks like a older version of Tom Holland.

*squints at the header image* Oh, that's his elbow. In light of the actual topic of the article, it's rather bad cropping to make it look like an ass.

Alriiiiight. Now that's one solid Arrow episode; no more Mr. Nice Ollie. That chair scene with the cop was badass.

Oh god, not you again. Didn't you get your fill of shows you hate last year?

Pretty solid, but as always it's worth it for the end scenes with Grant Gustin and the feels. The way he bit his lip when talking to his parents was… just awwww.

That first paragraph was just beautiful. Such snark - "the spam email who ran for president".

It's really based on his impression of his father - the infallible preacher who was determined to never raise a black criminal. He couldn't bring himself to believe that his father would himself be less than virtuous.

I really don't think that'd have worked for Cottonmouth's character. He'd never be the kind of guy who'd go after Luke with a supervillain suit or something.

Honestly, when I see people saying they'd like a different villain for the finale fight, my question is "who?" It'd be a disservice to Shades, Mariah, or any character other than Daiamondback to have them go full on supervillain with powers/tech; he's the only one crazy and unstable enough to do that.

I totally felt sorry for Cottonmouth after those flashbacks… I mean holy fuck, Mama Mabel was a twisted lady, and Cornell didn't want any part of any of that.

I can't help it, but I can't really dislike Shades. He's just so confident every time he shows up, and expresses almost genuine concern for his fellow criminals.

Good lord, I love this show. It got Paget Brewster to yell "Shit on my tits!" and participate in a *duel*. And it all ends with another "Who the fuck is Mitchell P. Spiritwalker?" and poor Peepers being stuck watching Dodo have sex.