Still better than Italian Reliability, German Design, and Japanese Engineering.

Congratulations, Mr. EricG, on COTD! My award to you is a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver soon. The Porsche has no leather-lined air vents, but the lovely lady has leather-lined shoes.

This is the worst type of comment, not just because what you said was wrong - and very nearly everything you said is very, very wrong - and not because you washed it all down with a bit of bigotry about “tribals” and their huts, or the general ignorance about the viability of prevention vs. cure philosphy, but because…

Ok, your Torchinsky impression checks out!