This many code changes at zero hour worries me, not for the long term quality of the game (these changes all sound positive), but for the stability of the game at launch. As excited as I am, I will probably wait a few weeks for the bugs to get ironed out. I work for a CAD software company and if we make this many…

1) I’d like to hear your reasoning here as I just don’t see it. An early review can hurt sales just as much as it can help them (so where’s the retailer’s incentive to break street date??). Breaking street date seems more likely to hurt the retailer’s relationship with the publisher, especially for a small retailer…

Do you have to say “allegedly”if he admitted to it?

Florida man, watch out! Flordia man is trying to one up you.

If you, a white man, wandered around suspiciously in a predominately black neighbor, they may call the cops (and that call very well may be racially motivated). The problem, however, is when the cops show up and somehow find a reason to shoot the black guy that called them in the first place...

for me, it’s all about eyefinity (yeah, i’m an AMD user). i’m still running 1080p res, but on three monitors. so i need a beefier card to maintain 60fps on three 1080p screens.

I don’t think many saw the OP’s joke as funny. However, the situation became fun, if not funny, when the rep played along. At least, that’s where I found enjoyment in the story.

As a parent of a 4 year old and a 2 year old, I wholeheartedly agree with your first paragraph. The second paragraph is another story but I would have said something similar before actually having kids.

Oh my god you just blew my mind

Half-orc-en. Because she’s a half orc.

Or maybe not

And being a scout, you learned the proper way to build that fire : lighter fluid and a lighter. Always be prepared.

But only a splinter doctor.

That first example is not a splinter. That’s a piece of wood stuck in your hand.

Well I certainly don’t know what all the random ass fees are.

“not too many salesman out there who lie to customers”

I 100% agree. I don’t doubt that many car salespeople don’t make as much as we often assume they do off of each sale, but the moment I realize you aren’t being honest/transparent with me, I automatically assume you’re lying about everything else too. The trust is broken and trust is one of the most important parts…

Then be up front about the price. My box of cereal doesn’t need to include tax because tax on a box of cereal is literally pennies. But when I’m shopping for a car, I’m generally shopping at the tippy top of my budget because I want the best car I can afford. When I give you this budget, and you don’t include the…

he can’t read the how to love reading book until he stops procrastinating but he can’t read the how to stop procrastinating book until he learns to love reading again. but he can’t learn to love reading until he reads the how to love reading book but he can’t read that book until he learns to stop procrastinating. but…

Absolutely. Repeated kicks aren’t useful. You’ll get tired or they’ll eventually grab your leg and then you’re toast. One solid kick to create distance (to run, grab a weapon, follow up attack, etc).