Lauren,

Somehow they’ve managed to stave off the obvious choice, eh?

In short, ‘Fuck the NFL for this and other reasons’ has been my guiding light for 3 years now. You’ll feel better about it as time goes by.

Yes, that’s the expression. Not even close to his usual malapropisms, and it’s kind of correct but redundant. Can I say that again?

I’ve tried some of the finest of both locations - I’d agree with you, but California has better outside growing conditions.

Anyone care to report about his throwing-from-the-outfield strength(s)? I haven’t seen an Angels game this year here up in the southern interior of BC.

Drew, I rarely want to do battle with you, but that Hitler flick suggestion is second place compared with mine. Look Who’s Back is a hilarious Hitler film, and there are frightfully few of those.

The Mustang wasn’t the plane we know as the fighter that helped win WWII until the change in engines was made.

‘Downbound Train’ surely has to be in the top five for her.

That headline is a gas. Bravo, sir. But, really, dysentery isn’t a joke.

That headline is a gas. Bravo, sir. But, really, dysentery isn’t a joke.

In Germany, the cashiers have chairs to sit on while they scan your goods.

The Great Thar Desert is where India tests its nukes.

I’m going to reserve my judgement on whether this hit is a good thing or not until I have Hemmerling’s opinion on it.

Only if the Roger Craig mentioned is both the RC of the worst team in the world (‘62 Mets) and the best one (‘64 Cards).

No, Megan, you misunderstand mediocre service’s gratuity with that of good service’s.

Here’s the kicker -

hfm, I’ve never witnessed such an initial hot take where it inspires the participating readership to a comments duel. If you’re going pro, you can count me in on $10 in sponsorship backing money. Bravo, sir.

Good gods, this is the first time I’m seeing this clip - just sublime, that!

So anyone named Braun should change it because it was Hitler’s wife’s last name? Yeah, sure.