I forget who said it, but it fits - paraphrasing, it represents the worst two things about America - violence and meetings.

And that apology-that’s-not? Oh yes, she of all people didn’t use this incident as a learning experience.

Wasn’t there an outbreak / spike of incidents of Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease from eating fried squirrel brains? At any rate, the meat’s good - I never ate the heads. 

Representing Nova Scotia!

Serious question - why would KD leave a winner for the Knicks? At his level, it can’t be just money, can it? ETA - if he was leaving to make a rebuilding project finally work out for the Knicks, that I could understand.

Do bad teams get to the SB?

If true, GP really gooped up.

I was going to add, between the two, the nicer person is...but you got there first. IIRC, Steve also won more championships as a player than Phil did.

An EXTRA ounce of jaundiced hobo pee? Just how good was that?

I agreed, but being the polite Mountie shown (flamboyant attire, my ass) and white, I’m sure they cut him a break. Plus, what would it cost him for tickets? Thousands, right, over a season? The Mavericks need to pay off those sexual harassment suits somehow.

Yes, I do. I thought it might be helpful to mention that, as it no doubt influences my perception of what we’re talking about when I answered your query.

I provided an answer to your questionstatement, and you might very well be correct, but at least I avoided the dreaded ‘Don’t mansplain me’ tag, so there’s that.

Not the same taste as browned thin slices of garlic (Goodfellas jail cooking scene comes to mind), but grated will do in a pinch.

Cophrophilia just might be the new paleo, and Andy’s just trying to establish his end product now.

I was under the impression, per your comment wrongly, it seems, that this was is a feminist website with content for women- that it brought stories and news affirming and asking questions about women’s rights and places in the world, among stories by women on their experiences/takes on things - gossip was in the…

I wanted to ask Lauren if she wrote the story because she had to, or because she wanted to, but I’d doubt I’d get an answer either way, so what’s the point?

Chief, I understand that, and whatever they do between themselves is not my concern. What is my concern is that Jezebel professes to be for women, and yet this sort of thing is exhaustively covered here. But what do I know - I’m just an old, white guy.

So you’re reporting/celebrating the body-shaming of one woman, by another woman, on this website? I guess pageview-driven feminism isn’t so odd after all.

He really is the human equivalent of a warm bucket of spit.

(Inserts joke-passed-you-by meme)