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Well, I’m not sure if the practical effects that came about were legislated or simply the result of a cost-benefit analysis by companies that they don’t want to pay out for future suits. But lid designs were improved, coffee is no longer served anywhere at such high temperatures, and warning labels abound.

Thank you for the great festival coverage. You’ll be dearly missed. Fuck G/O Media.

Johnny Knoxville is a man to admire...from a great, great distance.

Hahahahahahaha this place is on fire. Yall got a SINGLE new writer who felt like they were of the old Kotaku and they left in 6 months. Jeeeeeeeeesus. I have to cobble together my “Actual Kotaku” experience through Tim’s videos, Jason Schreier’s artificially lower word count posts on Bloomberg, Heather I think slowly

I’ve said before these SNL reviews are one of the first things I read on Sunday mornings, often before I’ve watched the episode. I’ve been worried they weren’t long for this world since word came out last December of what G / O was pulling...so this week’s news was expected but no less disappointing. I’m glad at least

Take all, ALL the production money that this show sucked up, and instead just make a fucking awesome documentary about tigers, and throw the rest of the money towards actually ensuring the species survives and thrives.

Just...nobody asked for this. What a fucking waste of talent, too. Christ.

What we’d really love would be a revival of pre-Spanfeller AV Club.

John Goodman is a god damn national treasure! 

I like tactical shooters, but I don’t get Ubisoft’s latest “burn the 3rd world down simulator.

Same here, especially since, as far as I can tell, the game doesn’t have a “terrorist” mode. The statement seems completely unnecessary except as a dog whistle. 

I wouldn’t expect children to understand. I hope you have a lot of fun with it

The gameplay isn’t the problem.

At its core, the game honors the work of dedicated law enforcement officers across the world and in no way intends on glorifying cowardly criminal acts.”

Would you like to take a survey?

I just assumed the people were filming their party. I guess I am not meta enough to get it.

I thought about eating beans with George Wendt.

Fox Network hasn’t been affiliated with Fox News (and Tucker Carlson) in like two and a half years.

this got memory holed

I watched the first ep, and the tone was just . . . completely off. WAY too wry and self-satisfied

I was noticing the camera framing as well. They leaned a little too heavily on dutch angles which work fine in animation but I think inadvertently ended up making the show look a little cheap.