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Danson With Myself
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Reminder that white privilege, capitalism, and how often boys are raised in the US creates these kind of people: literal demons in suits.

My first thought was that he’s done a good job explaining why this show sucks.

Ideally this show would have simply been a serving of new adventures. that could stand alone or complement the original.

Yes, we know Rogan took the human form. It’s called a joke. Ivermectin is much more commonly associated with horses than humans, and this whole “treatment” is fucking stupid and deserves to be mocked.

Lil Nas X has a real knack for promotion strategies that 1) are just a little offbeat, 2) get attention, and 3) are genuinely funny.

I kinda wish more famous people would take this weird but basically harmless “shits and giggles” kind of approach to celebrity. Normally when musicians grab non-music-related headlines, it’s for a Twitter feud or dueting with a sexual predator (lookin’ at you, Kanye).

Being famous is like a superpower, and while we’ve

It’s way too boring to be actual kayfabe at this point.

So smart and funny and genius and sad. 

As I’ve posted several times before, Guy Fieri is a really, really good guy. And a hack. It can be two things.

If the worst thing I can say about the guy is that he looks like the worst part of year-2000 rock music threw up on itself, he would seem to be a very ok fellow. He's done some incredible deeds.

Can we still make fun of his terrible restaurant in Times Square? The NYT review of it almost a decade ago is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

I was really sad that the pandemic essentially killed any hope for On Becoming a God in Central Florida because, despite it’s terrible title, that show was awesome. And Dunst was incredible in it. It was so funny and unique.

Pretty sure Rust won’t be hitting theaters anytime soon.

I guess I’d argue that the SCRIPT is jaw droppingly bad, but the actual presentation is pretty great. The fight scene with the waves crashing is stunning and continues to stick with me. I’d watch RoS to fast forward to individual setpieces

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the Antebellum themed old man who is the marketing image for Colonel Sanders does not project a sense of "This guy doesn't use the n-word". 

I ate a Papa John’s pizza and Schnattered all over myself. 

Blanks, dummy, and fully functional rounds are easily distinguishable to anyone paying the slightest attention. They are either different weights or different shapes and dummy rounds are supposed to have the primer removed and a small ball bearing used in place of the powder, so they rattle.

Ah yes, the old conservative “there’s nothing wrong with the system, this is all just a moral failing of a very large percentage of individuals!” line. We clearly most definitely should not actually look for sweeping trends (stagnating wages, rising housing costs, dismantling workers protections, crushing national

You should be ashamed for being a bore. 

No way! Good for him!  Definitely one of those “I had no idea” coming out moments.  Truly happy for him all the same.