Brzezooka Joe.

He was a musical guest on Colbert a few months back and… It was weird.

Also, apart from crossover events with other Marvel characters, I'm hard pressed to think of a core X-Men story that's had a narratively satisfying ending since the days of Morrison and Whedon.

I like the new cast so I'm in for one more of these, but unless the next one is something absolutely crazy (all I can think of at this point is Cassandra Nova, really), I'm probably out.

Tim Allen's beloved free market has rejected him.

Free popcorn day at the theater during matinee hours when I was a part time student with no job. Tickets were cheaper than what the free popcorn usually cost, so I got some discounted popcorn and watched TF2 for free.

I thought the last one was an improvement over the Shia trilogy (watching Bay's nerdy-kid-grows-up story alongside incoherent neoconservative robot torture was too much for me), but the series as a whole has destroyed any good will I had left towards the Transformers as a media franchise.

The first one was as close to walking out of a movie as I've ever been. On top of how bad it was, there were 5 or 6 groups of protagonists who were all isolated from one another.

I forgot about that, but it did happen.

I had a weird dream last night where the Baldwin Brothers made amens….

I loved Prime 3 but honestly was not big on Prime 1 due to the controls and increased levels of backtracking. I skipped 2 entirely but understand it was the back-track-iest of them all.

But will he race against Shrek for Shrek Week?

Chuck Berry was haunting my comments box earlier…

I wasn't big on Rogue One given how inconsequential it was and how flat its characters were, and I'm thinking the Star Wars resurgence is already wearing out its welcome. I'm skeptical of Ep 8 the more we see and hear, and my only interest in the Solo film is due to Lord/Miller and Donald Glover.

So it doesn't involve my secret beer review instagram?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/3914…

We need to get him the Anti-Life equation.

I started this process a few years ago but I move so much that I constantly pack and unpack, so there's a whole bunch of things I never redeemed and I'm not sure what they are.

They need to bring that show back

Pun INTENTIONAL!