Oh gimme a fucking break. I kicked that fucker out in 2000 fucking 9, for god's sake! Nobody is in any deep shit. Family law lawyer? *snorts derisively*

I'll join the "anti-feminist" thread, because I admire the crap out of your move and have a similar one to share.I'm a big mama bear when it comes to my younger sister.

SHE WAS SO PISSED. And let me just stress, for all you devil's advocates: I did not deserve her bitchiness. In my freshman year, I was so quiet and unobtrusive and I had no idea why she was so offended by me. You know that little freshman girl with frizzy hair and no awareness of makeup or boys? That was me. In…

This might be my favorite, because I just know that bi-otch was soooo pissed you ruined her sr yr cheer experience .

They love him, they are just from a very different world than we are and don't understand that other people have schedules and that routine is good for people with Asbergers. (AND BABIES.) I do have to say that they are wonderful grandparents and love all of us very much. But OMG people.

Perfect example of 'Success is the best revenge".

I totally agree that this is anti-feminist, but fuck it, good for you.

This one is amazing. There's no blood, no fire, just a cunning deception at the right moment. And also very scary. Cheers!

Gotcha. All good then. It was yours in the first place.

that is so shitty that they can't even be sensitive to their own sons needs, much less normal decency. However, baby poo revenge is amazing karma.

I love this! Not actually sending it, but making him sweat - that's some classy 'venge right there

RIGHT? Plus, this way he suffered but I didn't have to feel guilty about messing with his career. I'm sure he's a great whateveritishedoes, he was just a crap boyfriend.

Fuck eloquent, and fuck the Eagles too.

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…

So my in-laws have a habit of planning their trips in the least convenient way ever. Like they'll say that they might come visit and then cancel at the last minute, after we've already asked for time off of work, etc. Well, last year, they told my husband (who, having Aspergers, REALLY NEEDS PEOPLE TO BE RELIABLE)…

When I was on my freshman cheer team, this one girl was a total bitch to me the entire time. She did whatever she could to make me quit. When it came time to try out for varsity the next year, she made it and I did not. This wasn't a big deal — it just meant another year on JV for me, this time as captain — but I…

HA! I love that you didn't send it. That's almost better because if he got that job, he probably stressed the whole time that the knew what a skeez he was.

A few days after I found out my ex had royally screwed me over, I received a letter from his new potential employer asking me to serve as a personal reference.It included the question "Has the applicant ever done anything to suggest he/she is less than trustworthy?" I answered the question in detail and sent him what…

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. That first one rocks.

I'm not the most eloquent person, but I'm always eager to share two tales from my time working at Wendy's.